14.02.2010

Jelly Wrestling by Jeff Murdock



Jeff: Okay, maybe i can help you. You know jelly wrestling?

Steve : Jelly wrestling?

Jeff: Which is basically jelly with women wrestling in it.

Steve : We're familiar with the concept, yes.

Jeff: Okay, well, think about this. Afterwards, after the wrestling, what happens to the jelly?

Steve : The jelly?

Jeff: Because you could sell that. That is a missed opportunity. You could bottle and sell it.

Steve : Okay.

Jeff: You take the women out first, obviously.

Steve : good.

Jeff: There'd just be a hint.

Steve : Are you in any way moving in the direction of relevance?

Jeff: Relevance? Steve, do you realize what I just invented? Porn jelly. The human race's two most favorite things meet at last in dessert form.

Steve : Jeff.

Jeff: There's a lot of lonely people out there, steve. And what do lonely people enjoy? Puddings and pornography. Now for all your needs, pudding porn.

It's a girlfriend in a jar, except it's jelly.


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